Here’s looking at you Ram
Filed Under (Projectplace) by Olle on 08-11-2010
$ git commit -m "small modification of jada jada" something again”, he says “Talk to Taquin about it, he won’t like it“.
Here’s looking at you RamFiled Under (Projectplace) by Olle on 08-11-2010So Ram have been leaning on me for the past two days to write a blog post as I normally do when down here in Bangalore. I have told him that he needs to feed me material for me to be able to do it.
Unfortunately he does not give me much, it’s just the same stuff as always. He swears a lot(now even the grammar police on Twitter knows about him #Evidence here >>), and say’s it’s only due to me being present. He talks about not being worthy his pay, and I agree. When I talk about commits and say “I can’t wait until I can
$ git commit -m "small modification of jada jada" something again”, he says “Talk to Taquin about it, he won’t like it“.We still don’t understand each other. An example of this is that we went out looking for some stuff for my kids after work today, and we ended up walking around in a mall for 45minutes because I thought he was looking for some PS3 games, when it turned out he though that I was looking for it. After that I went home.
He is still careful with stuff. Yesterday is was raining really hard when we left the office, and what did Ram do. Did he turn on the windscreen wipers, no not Ram. He manually, every minute or so, turns them on leaving us in total blindness for 58 seconds per minute in the middle of Bangalore rush hour traffic. I couldn’t stand it for more then two minutes. With a bit of yelling and force I was able to “convince” Ram to turn the wipers on. I did not ask when I turned the AC to “mist-removal-mode” instead of “foot-heating-mode” Ram runs. Rams comments, “Ahh, so that’s what it’s for“.
Ram still gets his blisters all over the body. He claims it’s the bad Bangalore air that does that to him. So how does Ram solve it. In real Ram fashion, he take the 3 hour drive to Salem and lays down in his fathers rise field for an hour and is cured.
But I guess some things have changed.
He talks a lot about love, and now not only love for me or Annika and Annika at the Stockholm office. He talks about changing his name to Svensson and building a house. He even mentioned that he would like to have a Golden Retriever as his second dog. Yeah, I’d like to see Ram walking the streets of Bangalore with two dogs.
Another change is that he now drives like a true Bangalorian. In other words, he uses the horn more then the breaks. He has even stopped screaming at other drivers, since he has as everyone else in Bangalore, totally given up. In his own words “The traffic is insane, this town is insane, the country is insane and my dad says I’m insane“.
Another big change is that Ram has started to go to the gym, my guess is that it is Durgesh who forces him to go. He say’s he will look like Hrithik Rosha in a month or two.
So not much have changed here in the country of holy cows.
A new version of the Projectplace ExtensionFiled Under (Projectplace, Safari) by Olle on 20-09-2010Now with the 1.6 version I feel I’m starting to get to the extension I from start aimed at. In the new version we now have checks for new Conversations from the, by Projectplace, newly released Social Overview. If you have been notified by a new conversation you will see1 it on the button as a label. In the future I see a potential new Extension bar to be able to present more information since the toolbar label is somewhat limited. Today I only present the name of the last new Conversation and who created it in the button title. Settings window
Of course you can disable this if you feel like it, but the question is why you would want to do this. The new conversations are really good, so use them! If you have the Extension installed, you will get a question to update it, and if you currently have not installed it, feel free to download the Extension HERE Hopefully I’ll send out an update for the Chrome Extension, with the same features, as soon as I get the time. Working with Safari ExtensionsFiled Under (Coding, Javascript, Safari) by Olle on 20-08-2010So I have had my first go with a Safari Extension and it has not been a smooth ride I tell you! The documentation over at Apple really leaves one wishing for more. Some of the questions that I have manage to fix without documentation are the following
Unless you want to have the default Safari Extension icons in Safari Settings(after installation), in the Safari Extension Builder and in the Installation Dialog, make sure you add three icons to your extension folder and call them: And I guess you can figure out the dimensions of the icons, yes it 32×32, 48×48 and 68×68.
I made a lot of misstakes when it comes to the update part of the Extension. When you create your new Extension you choose a name, for example myex.ver1, and the builder will create the folder(myex.ver1.safariextension with the Info.plist) for you and also create the default “Bundle Indentifier” in the Extension Builder. In my example the Identifier will be com.yourcompany.myexver1. Now make sure that you only change the “com.yourcompany” part of the Identifier. I made the mistake of modifying the last part as well. In my example my Identifier looked like this “net.subelement.myex.ver1“.
The problem with this is that the updates will not ever work, when you have a .plist that looks like this:
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<!DOCTYPE plist PUBLIC "-//Apple//DTD PLIST 1.0//EN" "http://www.apple.com/DTDs/PropertyList-1.0.dtd">
<plist version="1.0">
<dict>
<key>Extension Updates</key>
<array>
<dict>
<key>CFBundleIdentifier</key>
<string>net.subelement17.myex.ver1</string>
<key>Developer Identifier</key>
<string>YOUR IDENTIFIER</string>
<key>CFBundleVersion</key>
<string>1.0</string>
<key>CFBundleShortVersionString</key>
<string>1.0</string>
<key>URL</key>
<string>http://subelement17.net/projectplace/projectplace.safariextz</string>
</dict>
</array>
</dict>
</plist>
So the thing is to always user the suggested Identifier, or you might end up in the same problems as I did. The Bangalore Report IV – Day 4Filed Under (Projectplace, Social) by Olle on 19-05-2010You as a frekvent reader of this blog will notice that day 3 just disappeared, and it actually did, so here comes day 4! Today me and Ram had one of those conversations again: Ram: Do you know that Pakistan is gone, it’s Afghanistan now. So as you can see I have had a great time here in Bangalore, with Ram and the rest of the gang. …. if no ash cloud stops everything that is.. The Bangalore Report IV – Day 2Filed Under (Projectplace, Social) by Olle on 17-05-2010Finally back in the hotel room at 11pm after a long day. The day started out by Ram blaming me for all the bad things that happend to him durring my 24 hours in India. Other then that a lot of things happend durring the day, both good and not so good things. All I can say is that transparency and honesty will always win in the long run. When finally Ram let me of at the hotel, I managed to get some dinner in the restaurant before it closed. Somehow I always manage to eat when no one else is eating. Yesterday a couple of hours to early, and tonight a couple of hours to late. Interesting thing, they did not serve any beers tonight in the restaurant.. A white monday they said, ok. After dinner I talked to the family back home on Skype, but the kids did not want to talk to me since it was Lilla Sportspegeln on Bobster. Well I talked to my wife at least, and she told me that a ash cloud was approaching Sweden. I’m really hoping that this does not become a problem on my trip back to Sweden. But if it does, if I where Ram, I would blame me. Presentation of the core HTML5 featuresFiled Under (Coding, HTML5) by Olle on 17-05-2010This must be the coolest way of presenting the new HTML5 features. Do check it out at: The code can be found at: The Bangalore Report IV – Day 1Filed Under (Projectplace, Social) by Olle on 16-05-2010Yeah, guess what.. This trip also started with getting up really early and head to the airport. An interesting thing happend in the check-in line at Arlanda. A group of approximately 50 elderly had encountered some problem at the self-checking machines and was now queuing with the rest of us. I was standing next to a couple where the man was really frustrated that the self-checkin machines did not work when flying with “Solresor”, words like “It’s a disgrace, I say”, “How can it be that the checkin opens first at 05:50. Our flight leaves at 07:30, so much for two hours checkin-in before the flight leaves.”, and “SAS have no service what so ever”. It all escalated when a elderly man, standing somewhere in the front of the que, step out of the line and walked up to a security guard asking him some question I did not hear. The result at least was that the man walked back and placed himself infront of the que and scream to us all, “He had no idea why the self-checking does not work for Solresor. SAS have no service what so ever!!!” I sleept the hole way to Frankfurt, was fast a sleep when we left Stockholm and woke up when the plain touched down in Frankfurt. When I entered the Bangalore plane, it hit me that I once more had ended up on row 42, it’s the row where one can not lover the back of the seat. The same row I sat in when I needed to help an elderly woman all the way from Frankfurt to Bangalore. I was pretty upset with myself! I managed to get through customs with out any problems this time, even though I had two passports with me. My new one, and the old expired one, with holes in it, that holds the visa. Prasad, as always, brought me safely into town and the hotel. He had brought his camera along so I was watching pictures and moves of his wife and from the last ceremony he had take part of in Kerala. (Prasad, if you read this, please paste the link in the comment box to the youtube movies so we all can see them ) Getting to the hotel was great, I was really tired from the flight but I was really pleased to see that the hotel had upgraded me into a two room suite. After four hours of sleep it was time to get up, got some breakfast and re-wrote the notes found on the receipt. Ram came by the hotel and picked me up. We spent some great hours of talking, walking and lunching in the central parts of Bangalore. Joy and jubilation is all I really can say. On the way back to the hotel we stopped to get Ram some swimming trunks, and Ram mentioned that he could not swim. I said, yeah yeah, and did not really think more about it. We finally got him some sexy trunks, and drove towards the hotel. That was when it happend, my first car accident in India! Approximately 1km from the office, I saw a cow standing in the middle of the road somewhat hidden by the car infront of us. I said to Ram, “watch out, theres a cow”. Ram, “softly” steers the car to the left to pass the cow, but all of a sudden we hear this squeaking sounds coming from the back of the car. A auto rickshaw had hit Rams car when he was trying to avoid hitting the cow. It took about 5-6 seconds before Ram realizes what has happend. But when it all had sunk in, Ram turns of the engine in the middle of the road and steps out of the car..The conversation that now occurs between Ram and the auto rickshaw driver I can not repeat here, since it was in Tamil. But I can tell you one thing, it was mostly Ram doing the talking, well not really talking it was something else. Something that is between screaming and talking..really strange. We finally got to the hotel, continued the talks we had had all day, and when we where steaming hot we went down to the hotel pool. Now it became clear to me that Ram really can’t swim. If I someday feel sad, I will try to remember how it looks like when Ram dives. That will make me happy for sure. Ram left after the thunderstorm had calmed down a bit, and I went of to have dinner. Tomorrow the adventure continues, I can’t wait. The Bangalore Report III – Day 3Filed Under (Projectplace, Social) by Olle on 11-03-2010So, this is my last day in Bangalore for now, and it’s a bit sad but at the same time I really miss the family back home. Flow of the day: Ramesh has been complaining about headache the complete day, I think it’s due to that he has been forced to think today. Durring a coffee break with the gang today I got a little more information regarding the “on thursdays the developers don’t eat meat” thing that was reported yesterday . Apparently all the weekdays are somehow connected to a god, so if you are a fan of a specific god you don’t eat meat on that specific day. To add some confusion to this, apparently Saturday is the day for som big god that most people like, so almost no one shall eat meat on Saturdays. Bad news for all restaurants I thought. But Adarsh unfolded the truth to me, apparently there are ways around the “don’t eat meat on the day”. The trick is to have some relative pray a lot, then you can do as you please, even have a steak on a Saturday. Since me and Ram have had massive amounts of talks today as all other days, we have also had our moments of confusion. The conversation, in Swedish, I have in mind started due to that Meriem had sent the tickets through mail: Olle: You will arrived late to Stockholm on Tuesday right? Don’t forget to print the ticket for the Alps trip here in Bangalore before you leave. Today I also had the chance to talk a bit to Prasad and he had som really happy news. His wife is pregnant in the second month and I’m positive that Prasad will be a really cool dad to a really cool kid who will know how to drive through the Bangalore trafic at the age of 3. So, that’s about it really. *Blue Star Broadcasting Company My open WindowsFiled Under (General) by Olle on 11-03-2010Got inspired by Michael Lebowitz and his blog post My Open Windows, so here comes my copy of open tabs and windows: The GIT help pages. .. and the final list of open applications: The Bangalore Report III – Day 2Filed Under (Projectplace, Social) by Olle on 10-03-2010Day 2 is over and tomorrow is my final day here in Bangalore. Can’t believe how fast time fly. Today has been kind of slow on the blog material front, or as Ram put it at 5PM today: “ha, today you will have nothing to write about!”. Due to that comment I have decided to focus this blog post on Ram. Well the day started as most days do here in Bangalore for me, I get up, eat breakfast(this time out in the sun, really nice) and made sure to be on time when Ram arrived to pick me up. The trip was like always, Ram swearing at the “Yellow Nazis”(that’s auto rickshaw for the rest of the world), while leaning at the horn and trying to miss the cars in front of us. Today me and Ram have mostly been hanging out together doing a lot of talking and walking. Really not much action. But talking to Ram can sometimes be an adventure. Today we where sitting at the local “Coffee Day”, den having the fourth bubble espresso for the day, discussion on what day Ram had booked the “Star of the Sprint / 70% Coverage Celebration” dinner, since Lisa had re-scheduled the Sprint Meeting. The conversation went like this(image this in Swedish): Olle: So we have made a reservation tonight, not on Thursday?! So this is the kind of conversation me and Ram always seem to end up in, it’s kind of fun when one looks back at it. Well the dinner was reserved by Adarsh. Adarsh seems to be the guy when it comes to reservations, mostly due to that he is the one who is the most picky when it comes to restaurants. Adarsh has one demand, and not all restaurants can live up to that, and the demand is Buffet! Adarsh would never ever set his foot in a restaurant without a buffet, and with this demand he has become the natural booker of dinner reservations in the team. Once more Adarsh selected the excellent Barbecue Nation where we celebrated Supritha and Ganesh(a draw this month) as worthy Stars of the Sprint and we also celebrated the great effort of 70% Coverage in the last Sprint. Way to go! We (the non vegetarians that is) all ate great hot food(Adarsh won) and some of us(Adarsh) even managed to have several cakes as dessert. After dinner some of us(Adarsh) had problems walking out of the restaurant due to the massive amount of food we had eaten. After dinner we got stuck outside the restaurant a while since Ram needed some Indian snus. A word of warning, never ever try it, it burns big holes in your throat. Tomorrow the adventure continues in the land of double parking holy cows(check out twitter/olled for proof). |
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